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Funny
Halloween Quotes
This Halloween the most popular halloween mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. -Conan O'Brien
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. -Chris Rock
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you." -Rita Rudner
Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. -Lindsay Lohan
On halloween there is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. -Jean Baudrillard
Halloween rhyme; When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may sweet chocolates be yours on halloween.
Question: Why didn`t the ghost have any fun at the Halloween party? Answer: He
did not have any body to dance with!
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